this reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke (I'm sure you've all heard it 1000 times, but anyway).
a bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.
the bear looks at the rabbit and says "excuse me Mr. Rabbit, do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur? And the rabbit says "no". So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit. lol
I cleaned it up a little bit before I posted it, but you get the gist of the joke.