Chris: Would you like some Ice Cream Birthday Boy? Stewie: Hmmm... yes I think I would. BUT NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find - I shall Kill you.
Jousting Teacher (nasal American Sergeant Voice): So you all think you got what it takes to be jousters? Well if you're going to joust you gotta want it; let me hear your war cry! Tiny Guy: Ehh.... eh. Jousting Teacher: Is that the best you got, you pile of crap! Tiny Guy: Yes, from an early age my parents discouraged loud noises. Jousting Teacher: You know what you are; you're a candy arsed maggot! Peter: [Laughs] Jousting Teacher: You find something funny Maggot! Peter: Sir no sir! Jousting Teacher: You love the middle ages! Don't you! Peter: Sir yes sir! Jousting Teacher: The concept of a Geocentric Universe gets you Sexually Excited! Doesn't it! Peter: Sir yes sir! Jousting Teacher: You want to make Sixteenth Century Mathematician Jouhanass (have no idea how to spell his name) Keppler your bitch! Don't you! Peter: Sir yes sir!
[Dennis Miller Live] Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a Rant here - but America's Forieng Policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Falkan at the first battle of Antedum. I mean when a Neo-Conservative defenostrates its like rescalnacov filabuster diaxymonohydroxinate. Peter: What the hell does Rant mean?