Jokes Yay

[rakedog]

Joke 1:

Bush



Okay, now really:

USA Today released a new poll: Apparently 3/4th of the people make up 75% of the population.
Programming is a race between programmers making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Cop: Homer SImpson, you are being arrested, pull your car over NOW!!
Homer: THere's no spot!!
Cop: Sure there is, how about right there?
Homer: Not enough shade!

 

[WreckinRam]

John Kerry smells like cabbage.

 

[NOFX]

When did you get to smell him?

 

[macbook]

i like blondes, theyre sexy

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

i like blondes, theyre sexy

Lol; nothing can beat a girl with long black hair If of course she's not evil - as many are.

ahaha my fav's

ELEVEN
THIRTEEN
SIXTEEN

Haha - Eleven and Thirteen are classic. Can't beat a good High Brow Yo Mumma Joke, and anything so simple as Eleven but so complex is classic. I didn't really get Sixteen; must be an American thing.

USA Today released a new poll: Apparently 3/4th of the people make up 75% of the population.
Programming is a race between programmers making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Ah hahaha! Ain't it the truth

 

[WreckinRam]

kerry has an aura that insinuates a cabbagey scent.

i prefer blondes as well.

 

[rakedog]

Hey LK, your Sig is posing of the Gladiator.....

Comon, you're not Russel Crowe..

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Haha. Nah. Nobody is Russel Crowe!

But its a good line for Lord Kalthorn.

 

[rakedog]

" My name is Maximum Aritimus Decemus, Commander and General of the armies of the north, loyal servent of the true emperor: Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I shall have my vengence, in this life or the next"

 

[alvino]

Anybody seen Russell Peters, before? He's so f-ing funny!