Noob= someone who is new at a certain application, such as being a noob at swimming, then that new person shows how new they are by asking "noobish" questions, such as What does noob mean?
Now, being a noob is ok (for a while), because you start off as one. Anywho, I apologize for some of the stupid behavior of my fellow forum writers and goons, they are only posting out of "good" spirit. Anywho, WELCOME TO CF (CF=computer forums). Nice to have you aboard!