Neverending Story...

[SocK_MaN]

and made him sound like a dancing crab

 

[NOFX]

...who was on heat...

 

[SocK_MaN]

and hardcoding the matrix into real life

 

[NOFX]

...then he offered the fish the blue pill, or the red pill...

 

[SocK_MaN]

turned out that they were both jelly beans and he had already eaten both pills

 

[broknhabit]

then he tried to see if the red jelly bean was cherry or cinnamon

 

[~mr mixx~]

He popped it in his mouth, but it got logged in his throat, he he began to turn blue....So he jumped onto

the coach and dove off onto the floor ,hoping it would dislodge the jelly bean, but made it worse.

 

[broknhabit]

so he got his friend to do the heimlich manuever on him, but his friend never took a first aid class, so he did it wrong

 

[~mr mixx~]

And he broke one of Hu'zac's ribs, Now Hu'zac was turning purple, and began to make funny noises...

 

[broknhabit]

... so Hu'zak's friend called 911, but they just put him on hold, so he ran to the nearest hospital and dragged one of the doctors back with him.