Neverending Story...

Now the blue screen of death was blinking a message:"You have 2-day's to get laid...or I will have to shut down the whole neighborhood"

Then it started laughing manically and switched off leaving him to ponder the threat.

So now, Hu'zac was scaried out of his mind, not only was he a virgin, but where was he to find an easy woman ??
 
So he went on down to the local escort service and went up to the guy in the front desk.
 
Lol, now that Hu'zac got him some, he was now ready to check in w/his crazy , self aware, pile of computer chips
of a computer.

He gently pushed the power button, just then...
 
he realised nobody knew who he was or where he comes from! After crying to himself he sent everybody an e-mail saying to go here to learn of his existance. Then his Dell computer exploded, and he phoned customer support...
 
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