Yeah! We could do it for charity 'Lord Kalthorn's 2006 Computer Fund'! Sponser ComputerFreak chopping off his balls.
If we get:
£5 - he'll shave his Pubic Hair
£20 - he'll cut 1 cm
£50 - he'll cut 2cm
£200 - he'll cut his bag off!
£500 - he'll cut that and his left ball off!
£1,000 - he'll cut all of it off; and then go to sing Video Killed the Radio whatever in a humourous high pitch.