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Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...
Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, ignoring it, he kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder. He climbed and climbed down until he found the bottom; it was dark, and then suddenly lights came on and at the back of the cave was Napoleon in a Tutu...
"What the fuck are you doing in a Tutu?" asked Hu'Zak, half expecting a reasonable answer...
"What the f*ck are you doing in MY hole in the ground? It's none of your business if I'm in a Tutu!"
Hu'Zak noticed Napoleon was wearing his Tutu. "Hey, thats my Tutu! Give it to me at once!"
Napoleon grabbed his jetpack, and flew out of the hole, still wearing Hu'Zak's Tutu.
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...
Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, ignoring it, he kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder. He climbed and climbed down until he found the bottom; it was dark, and then suddenly lights came on and at the back of the cave was Napoleon in a Tutu...
"What the fuck are you doing in a Tutu?" asked Hu'Zak, half expecting a reasonable answer...
"What the f*ck are you doing in MY hole in the ground? It's none of your business if I'm in a Tutu!"
Hu'Zak noticed Napoleon was wearing his Tutu. "Hey, thats my Tutu! Give it to me at once!"
Napoleon grabbed his jetpack, and flew out of the hole, still wearing Hu'Zak's Tutu.