Adolf Gates?!!!

[Lord Kalthorn]

What do we think of this?

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Somebody has a thing about Microsoft being Fascists! This is even worse!

 

[Xinam]

Some people! Strangely suits old Billy boy in his Nazi uniform though!

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Yeah! Lol; not a good sign!

 

[David Lindon]

He isn't that bad. Calm down people.

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

I know he isn't; but some people have this obsession - my friend James also! - that Bill Gates is totally Evil! How has that happened! Where is the 'We love Bill Gates' Propoganda.

 

[Xinam]

I love Bill Gates. No really, I do!

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Deep down we all do; all the things he's done for us that we now take for granted! I'm going to cry now!

 

[David Lindon]

Yeah, we all use his os!

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Yep! If it wasn't for him we'd all be using terms like G5 and OS X! I don't think any of us want that!

In Sillmarilian terms - he is Manwe to Apple's Melkor!