Firstly: F--- off BArton and Nash- you're interrupting the conversation.
Secondly: I just thought everyone ought to know that Staddon is... well not OK mentally (especially in a sexual fantasy sense). Also, I can not prove this, so to avoid libel laws, I will not portray this as fact.
Thirdly: Hi Staddon. Last time I saw you was... today. Being.... a fool.
Oh well, back to my cave. If anyone wants me I'll be eating a mongoose