Signatures

[David Lindon]

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - none, it's a hardware problem! "
"Do not judge those who try and fail. Judge those who fail to try."
"People are unsteady and unpredictable and will be more dangerous if you provide them with the rope in which to hang you."
"Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe, there is a reason."
"work your ass off harder than everyone else, and you will succeed."
"No matter which Direction you choose, you can only move forward"
It means no matter what path you take, you can only go on with life. ITS DEEP!"
"The natural world is full of mysteries. How we make sense of it depends on the kinds of order we create...or reveal."
" Build a man a fire and he stays warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life"
"if you don't have the money..You wont always get what you want.. And if you do have the money, you still will not always get what you want."
"If the world didn't suck, we would simply fall off."
"Dont Faq it, demodemo it"
"The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about"
Have you got any?

 

[Dragonjames2]

vERY GOOD

 

[Dragonjames2]

What bout my signature Dave:
" If your parents never had any children, then you will probably not have any yourself"

"Dath to psychos"

and

"Somethings are best left alone" AAAhhhh

 

[David Lindon]

Well done

 

[mogwai_master]

hmmm...
do you think levett will let us change peoplse passwords

 

[David Lindon]

No

 

[sauron]

What about but:
"men dont get lost...they find alternative destinations"
"kids in the backseat cause accidents....accidents in the backseat cuse kids!"
"Jesus is coming look busy"
"All genralisations are false

 

[Nefastus]

OMG, this is like a "SUMMERBEE THOUGHT OF THE WEEK" nightmare!

How about my sig?

"</MESSAGE>"

P.s. Thanks for stealing my Jesus is comming, look buisy one Aaron! Got another one... "Jesus loves you.............. Everyone else thinks you're a c*nt!"

 

[sauron]

oh i forgot that one
how about:
'never underestimate the power of stupid ppl in large groups.'
'kinky is using a feather: perverted is using the whole chicken'
'never hit a man with glasses use your fist'
'the nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty'
'nonconformists are all alike'
'b nice to your kids- they'll choose your nursing home'
'thebest way to change sum1s mind is with a machete'
'rehab is 4 quitters'
'bbeat the five o'clock rush- leave work @ noon'
'if you csn't beat them, arrange for have them beaten'
'talk is cheap-until lawyers get involved'
'if tomorrow never comes, then your dead'
'dont jugde a book by its movie'
'condoms are easier to change than nappies'
'every is somebody else's weirdo'
'smile-it makes ppl wonder what your thinking'
'god made pot, man made beer. who do you trust?'
'drilling for oil is boring'
'the road to success is always under construction'
'if @ first you dont succceed, then skydiving probably isnt for you'
'suicide is a way of telling god"you cant fire me i quit"'
taken from the book of monster

 

[David Lindon]

"The light at the end of the tunnel has been removed untill further notice."